unflatteringscreencapsofcillian:

wow dynomite women lol

i think about this a lot

unflatteringscreencapsofcillian:

aw yeh door u lyk dat?

u lyk it when i do dat, door?

yeh yeh

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE
slowmotionmovesme

unflatteringscreencapsofcillian:

Canada.

Why don't you like Cillian? What do he do to you?
madilynbelle

well if you must know i was his best friend in a past life and he borrowed my favourite dress with all these super cute frills and laces and when i asked for it back he pretended i never gave him the dress in the first place

i vowed to publicly spread unflattering photos of him if he ever became famous

so you see i’m only following through on my promise because unlike this asshole i am an honest person

batsandbandages:

[That was the moment Tommy realized that Jonathan’s sex faces are unfairly hilarious, and he ruined what could have been perfectly good road head by laughing hysterically into his lap.]

ayyye ya fuckin comedian

wanna be a part of the unflatteringscreencaps team?

dumberer:

unflatteringscreencapsofcillian:

what the fuck do you mean, fire in the oxygen garden?

my weed supply, dude

dude

my fucking weed

I once read about someone who hosted a party, and Cillian showed up, because he was looking for weed.

this face just screams i found this guy masturbating aggressively in my living room while rubbing my dead father’s ashes all over his naked, sweaty body???

intelegenss

i like that shit

u see leogardo gatsprio, i’m high

so high

high as balls

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  · Cillian Murphy interview: “In this story the working-class look sexy”

controlyourface:

Big Issue: I actually ran into an entire blog someone had set up dedicated to unflattering screen shots of you.
Cillian Murphy: Isn’t that lovely now? What a way to spend your time and express your creativity. That’s the world of the internet.

someone tell me how to set up a legit livestream so we can all watch the worst of cillian’s filmography and cry together

saint-kitten:

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oh, i found this in my drafts!

i don’t know why. it’s not funny??? it’s just… not. i’m not sure what’s going on with his left arm or right eyebrow, though.

this counts as an update, right?